Mazz Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robke Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 love nr 13.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Some great little gems there Mazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 No.7 made me LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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