Mazz Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Three elderly sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, shared a house together. One evening, the 96 year old sister went upstairs to take a bath. As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. Then she yelled down to the other two sisters and asked, "Was I getting in the tub or out?" "You dern fool," said the 94 year old. "I'll come up and see." When she got half way up the stairs she paused. "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old sister was sitting at the kitchen table drinking a cup of tea and thought, "I hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She shook her head and called out, "I'll be up to help you both as soon as I see who's at the door." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Emma Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Oh dear, a sign of things to come, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 I've quite often been halfway up the stairs going to not have a bath* When nobody knocked at the door. * (coz, 1) I don't have a bath just a shower and 2) the bathroom is downstairs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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