Mazz Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays But on Fridays, I go fishing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydiamond Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andy Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 sounds like a plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maz51 Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Hysterically sniggling in the car as I read this...waiting for band practice.....roflol Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowDogLove Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Oh no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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