Mazz Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 A man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My wife's." ''What happened to her?" "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also. A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men. The first man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?" The man with the dog replied, "Get in the line." Huskies in the Heartland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NOBELHOWLUC49 Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 That is terrible. Not sure why am laughing. But I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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