Mazz Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 One day, Monica, an elderly woman was walking along Main Street, coming home from the local supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed 'Nathan Hale's Used Cars', she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching muscles. So, Monica walks into the car dealership and, as it just so happens, gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car she wants and she replies, 'Well, sonny, I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger. The owner replies, 'Well, let's see. Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury. We have a couple on the lot. What color would you prefer? Monica has considerable trouble explaining the exact color to him, so she reaches into her shopping bag, takes out an ear of corn, strips down the shucks and says, 'I want this color, Sonny.' To which Nathan replies, 'Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't have any in that color. Could I show you a nice blue one?' 'No son, I want this color,' Monica insists fiercely. 'But ma'am, they didn't make that color,' sighs Nathan, 'Maybe a cherry red one would suit you?' He was obviously becoming worried about losing the sale. By this time, Monica has lost her temper and starts throwing things at the owner, thereby chasing him out of the office and into the lot. One of the salesmen, coming into the office from the back door, notices the disruption and asks the secretary what the old woman was so upset about. The secretary replies amiably, 'Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's corn.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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