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Mazz

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During a visit to the community psychiatric hospital, Morris, a journalist from the Local Chronicle, asks the Director how the hospital decides whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," replies the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and we ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," says Morris. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"Actually," says the Director, "A normal person would just pull the plug. So tell me Morris, do you want a room with an East view or a West view?"

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