Sarah Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 A manasked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'dlove to be eight again" she replied On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of CocoPops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park: * The Death Slide * TheWall of Fear * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was reeling andher stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her aHappy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake. Thenit was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, allthe Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, whatwas it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant mydress size, you f*ckin idiot Themoral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get itwrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahNukka&Shadow Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Aaaawwww! Bless!!! Least he tried! And I think it sounds like an awsome bday although I think I'd probely be a bit sick with all that sugary food! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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