robke Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 A woman wrote to tech support, and their reply is a stroke of genius This young woman is no different from the rest of us, both family happiness and heartbreak are familiar to her. She is simply looking for an answer to her questions. How do you maintain a relationship? How do you bring back the excitement of the first date? She wrote a letter to the tech support to find her answers. She sent the letter as a joke and only remembered about it when she suddenly received an email notification with a response. Bright Side welcomes you to read these emails. This correspondence changed her life, and can possibly change yours. Dear Tech Support, ’Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate, "First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck!’ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Genius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamK Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 LOL This has just made my day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfpup Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 The really sad part is that she is right 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Lmao! Great comeback. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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