robke Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 My goal for 2016 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. Ate salad for dinner … Mostly croutons and tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese ... FINE, it was a pizza ... I ate a pizza. How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2. Grill some Meat. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. I don't mean to brag but … I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it. Kids today don't know how easy they have it ... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel. Senility has been a smooth transition for me. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … I forgot where I was going with this. I love being over 50 … I learn something new every day … and forget 5 others. A thief broke into my house last night … He started searching for money … so I woke up and searched with him. My dentist told me I need a crown … I said, “You bet, pour mine over rocks”. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day. PS: Sunday, March 13, 2016 began Daylight Savings Time … Did you forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday night. "Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." Have a great day!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Pmsl!!! Sent via the power of rubbish tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Words of Wisdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfpup Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Unfortunately I resemble most of those observations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmscott Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 · Hidden Hidden In South Carolina they close schools if the weather calls for snow. I've seen it +20F and kids get out. Meanwhile where I grew up in the California Mountains they will dump kids miles from their house because the buses can't get through 4 feet of snow. We learn early how to watch for mountain lions, and that friends are also food. 1 Link to comment
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