Sibe77 Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee bout me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi us." A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Yorkshireman: "Nay I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!" Bloke from Barnsley with a sore bum asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?" Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?" A Yorkshireman called his local stonemason to order a headstone for his recently-deceased wife. As well as the usual details he specifically requested to have, in large letters, 'SHE WAS THINE'. The stone was duly installed on the grave, but to his horror the caption read 'SHE WAS THIN' He phoned immediately and bellowed ' You've left off the 'E'!'. On his next visit to the graveyard, he found the stone now read... 'EEE, SHE WAS THIN." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SABRES DAD Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Wheres the funny bits Only joking love the Statue one. Not bad for a southener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Arse cream. . . fookin genius 'ad me slappin me thighs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 ha ha ha ha the ice cream one tickled me! so much that i scared the beejesus out of most of the office with my big guffaw!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 ROFLMAO Agree - not bad for a southener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjk Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 love the last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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