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Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee bout me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi us."

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by..

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

Bloke from Barnsley with a sore bum asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

A Yorkshireman called his local stonemason to order a headstone for his recently-deceased wife. As well as the usual details he specifically requested to have, in large letters, 'SHE WAS THINE'.

The stone was duly installed on the grave, but to his horror the caption read 'SHE WAS THIN'

He phoned immediately and bellowed ' You've left off the 'E'!'.

On his next visit to the graveyard, he found the stone now read...

'EEE, SHE WAS THIN."

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