Sibe77 Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargement. He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, “Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies.†She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it w*rked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn’t want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, “Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies.†A guy sitting nearby asked her, “Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?†“Why, yes, I do. How did you know?†“Hickory dickory dock." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SABRES DAD Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 must try that myself................the hickory dickory dock not the scooby doos' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 LMAO lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikaani&Aiyana Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 He he! I could do with trying the 'scooby doobies' out! Where have y u been getting all of these jokes from? They have brightened up my afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Naomi, I was going to ask the same thing ..... real good laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Very funny thanx. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibe77 Posted March 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 He he! I could do with trying the 'scooby doobies' out! Where have y u been getting all of these jokes from? They have brightened up my afternoon Im always getting jokes either sent or told to me, Its the only bloody time i can tell a joke and make people laugh, if you met me you would see i could not tell a joke to save my life.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 must try that myself................the hickory dickory dock not the scooby doos' You've already done the scooby doo's haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SABRES DAD Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 You've already done the scooby doo's haven't you? OI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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