Sarah Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job. Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme. Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn't up to it. So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job. Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking. After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 lmao love it haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexas Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 lol i like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 lol. . .that looks like my C.V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Those are sooooo bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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