Sarah Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. 4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible. 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. 8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. 10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. 11) You never know where to look when eating a banana. 12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. 14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. 17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. 19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches. 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. 21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong! 22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. 24) You never ever run out of salt. 25) Old ladies can eat more than you think. 26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. 29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. 30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard 32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. 33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. 34) Bricks are horrible to carry. 35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kells xx Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 that is sooooo true love it..... gotta give you a rep for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 lmao soo true lol i kind ov disagree with this 1 30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. or at the end it shud say - or stubbing ur toe on the hoover - my foot still hurts after doing that yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karly_larkin Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 love it sarah so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kells xx Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 lmao soo true lol i kind ov disagree with this 1 or at the end it shud say - or stubbing ur toe on the hoover - my foot still hurts after doing that yesterday or accidentally kicking a door or washing machine standing on lego having your dog drop a bone on your foot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val (Zebedee) Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 why do so many of them apply to me?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted March 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 that is sooooo true love it..... gotta give you a rep for that why thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. Who me 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard GRRRR so do people that do drive DONT they Sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted March 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. Ok - I'm female but WHY do you guys do this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. Ok - I'm female but WHY do you guys do this Why you think ???????????? because we can lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted March 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 ok - on this occasion - don't want vids of this please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibe77 Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Its like in mens toilets when smoking was allowed in pubs, there would always be a fag butt in the urinal and you would see how long you could keep it up.... Im deffo the nose pincher uncle...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted March 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Its like in mens toilets when smoking was allowed in pubs, there would always be a fag butt in the urinal and you would see how long you could keep it up.... OMG lmao I'm soooo glad i'm female Small things amuse small minds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjk Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 ok my faves that made me luagh and i can agree with totally are 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. This next one made tea come out of my nostrils 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. 29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. funnily enough i stood up to a swan as it was harrasing my daughter and my thought was i hope it doesn't break my arm 30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. owwwwwwwwwww and a close second is stubbing your toe on a radiator pipe 34) Bricks are horrible to carry. 35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. Usually one of the last ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjk Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. Ok - I'm female but WHY do you guys do this i dont honestly know, but i have done it many times lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 even if you are alergic to carrots and so have never eaten them. There are always some along with the nicely cubed potatos when you pray to the porciline god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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