Sarah Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.) The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling****. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 lol so true xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid_Wolf Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Lol love it, and no i dont listen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikaani&Aiyana Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Hey we are not bad drivers lol!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Hey we are not bad drivers lol!!! Then how did Kelly manage to NOT crash my car this morning. . huh. . huh ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Then how did Kelly manage to NOT crash my car this morning. . huh. . huh ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 rofl love it haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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