Sarah Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Ever Wonder Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kells xx Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 love it sarah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid_Wolf Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Love it. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikaani&Aiyana Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 lmao those are well funny except this 1 Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? i can put my mascara on with my mouth closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 lmao those are well funny except this 1 i can put my mascara on with my mouth closed what you can keep your mouth CLOSED luv ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 i WUD b offended - but im not lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demiurge Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 what you can keep your mouth CLOSED :lol: luv ya OMG, too perfect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 OMG, too perfect! I am - I know you don't have to keep reminding me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 hmm saz sure he was on about me lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carianne Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 lmao those are well funny except this 1 i can put my mascara on with my mouth closed I can aswell!! also isnt it called rush hour cuz everyones in a rush to get home?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 I can aswell!! also isnt it called rush hour cuz everyones in a rush to get home?? must b the aubertin part ov the family in us lol - im gonna ask mum if she can too and u shud ask ur mum too lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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