no more headaches

[BingBlaze n Skyla]

+-----A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches

I've been having all these years?

"Well, they're gone. No more

headaches"?"

The husband asks, ''What happened?"

His wife

replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front

of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat "I do not Have a Headache; I do

not have a headache, I do not have a headache.."

It

Worked! The headaches are all gone."

The husband replies, "Well,

that is wonderful."

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't

been exactly a ball of Fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why

don't you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The

husband agrees to try it

Following his appointment, the

husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries

her into the bedroom.

He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't

move, I'll be right back."

He goes into the Bathroom and comes

back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes Passionate love to

his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Boy, that was

wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right

back." He goes back into the bathroom, Comes back and round two was even

better than The First time.

The wife sits up and her head is

spinning.

Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right

back."

With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

This time, his

wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom, She sees him

standing at the mirror and saying,

"She's not my Wife.

She's Not

my wife.

She's not my wife..."

His funeral service will

be held on Friday

[Kells xx]

had to add to reps there, that was well funny nix rofl

[Andy]

That was well funny. . .I've seen a similar but different version of this somewhere else. . .still giglleworthy tho'

[Boshka]

LOL

[Lil Miss Bump]

i like it!!!!

[Sarah]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!