Sarah Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note a window was something you hated to clean And ram was the cousin of a goat Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes An application was for employment a program was a TV show a cursor used profanity a keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age a cd was a bank account and if you had a 3.5" floppy you hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to the garbage not something you did to a file and if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while Log on was adding wood to the fire hard drive was a long trip on the road a mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a backup happened to your commode Cut you did with a pocket knife paste you did with glue a web was a spider's home and a virus was the flu I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens, they will wish they were dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 lol could not live without mine now xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Lol. . .and I'm old enough to remember those days. . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Oi, watch it . . .I'll clobber ya wiv my Zimmer frame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa (Fragglebabe) Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 lmao brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 lmao thats rly good lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjk Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 i remeber when a computer was a tool rather than a way of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamz Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 brilliant xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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