Sarah Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 lmao sad but true lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 . . . sighs contentedly. . .all is well with the world.. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 lol i'm comin back as a man xxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 u say that but it is so hard to make a women happy. to make a women happy to have to be all of the following lol 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 54. Never to forget: -birthdays -anniversaries -arrangements she makes. Easy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boshka Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Lol are you sure you can do all that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Lol   are you sure you can do all that? nope not a chance, no man could do all that lmao. that is y most women are moody ALL the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boshka Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Ha Ha, your pickin the wrong ones! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikaani&Aiyana Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Ha ha both are soooo true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 . . .stops sighing contentedly and starts looking worried. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 oi we're not ALL moody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 oi we're not ALL moody that is y i said "most" lol, i had u in mind of course...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 i dont know where you got that idea from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacca_&_me Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Dont you know that men never grow up, and that the only thing that changes is the price of their toys? lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boshka Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Dont you know that men never grow up, and that the only thing that changes is the price of their toys? lmao! Like it LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnaB Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 you forgot 'be telepathic' lol (for both cases haha) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Dont you know that men never grow up, and that the only thing that changes is the price of their toys? lmao! that is sooooo true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 nuthin wrong with toys keeps us amused lol, woman loose the fun factor and become all serious and worrying bout the future. Woman have toys 2 there just called kids tho lol war is just bout to begin me thinks lol lol start reeling in now lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 oh very brave words there Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibe77 Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 nuthin wrong with toys keeps us amused lol, woman loose the fun factor and become all serious and worrying bout the future. Woman have toys 2 there just called kids tho lol war is just bout to begin me thinks lol lol start reeling in now lol I thought they were called Cooker and Washing Machine?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 oi oi oi cheeky men's best friends are mrs right and miss left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibe77 Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 Especially Miss Left! she is so unpredictable that one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010         WOMEN                                       MEN  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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