Sarah Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want. 2. Don't go out without ID. 3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes. 4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it. 5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap. 6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective. 7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed). 8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 lmao love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 lol great xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacca_&_me Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 LOL!! Awesome (1) If the rest of the house is too warm, try the bathroom floor. (2) If a toy gets taken away, you can always go get more from the box. (3) The best place to wrestle is the couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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