RobC Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real 112 Calories Fake 1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed huggin 18 Calories Getting up immediately 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years 36 Calories 30-39 years 80 Calories 40-49 years 124 Calories 50-59 years 1,972 Calories 60-69 years 7,916 Calories 70 and over Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly.. 32 Calories In a hurry 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories Results may vary! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD Right now, as you read this, 69 Million People are having SEX! And you're on the computer!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Dam computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 That was funny, I'm a bit portly. . . guess I'm not burning that many calories then. . . sigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 lmao thats just toooo funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 loggin off......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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