Hock Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Think someone's been imbibing. . mind blowing something. . .LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikaani&Aiyana Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 ....and that is also why diamonds are a girls best friend! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 lol diamonds are a girls best friend xxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 ....and that is also why diamonds are a girls best friend! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacca_&_me Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 My brain hurts from just reading this hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Think this was wrote in the flower power 60's of the LSD 70's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamz Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 wow....fink i need a lie down now after readin that- Pheww lol....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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