Letter to Jesse James

[lexas]

Dear Jesse,

You stupid bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of

the most beautiful women in the world; she has a body to die for,

and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed only by

Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive.

But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls

and is now the named "America's Sweetheart"; you also remember

she just won an Oscar (which translates to more money per picture

she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that

tattooed freak, who just happens to be a former stripper and

is someone's mommy.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated dumbass

cheater on the planet! And while the State of California is a

no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your wife's

wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially

after Sandra's speech during the Oscars in which she did nothing but

praise you. How can you live with yourself after she even cared

for your children?

I only have one thing to say to a despicable, miserable, cheating

piece of crap that you are:

Thank You!! You really helped to take the heat off of me. Let's do

lunch sometime and compare notes.

Tiger Woods

[BingBlaze n Skyla]

rofl too funny lol

[Andy]

LMAO. . .

[valkyries]

lol

[Mazz]

It is funny, but sad too. I think both those bozos are idiots.

[Tikaani&Aiyana]

I agree, funny but they are a pair of twats!lol