Hock Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 I understand that Scissors can beat paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no way Paper can beat Rock . Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant Paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t Paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody, a rock would tear that s**t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say “oh **** I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you..." This has been another random thought brought to you by The Hock. Good day and enjoy your weekend =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Oh how sad that you sit there with thoughts like this in your head lol poor boy. typical man lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Hey Tanner you don't live near a large Pharmacutical manufacturing plant. . .AND. . .drink from the local streams. . Do ya ? just curious. . Lol. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magical Merlin Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Hock that gave me a good laugh! And it makes sence! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hock Posted April 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 I live near the Ohio River which is pretty nasty. I think there has been catfish found it that could eat a small bus o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Five words for you: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. Kov2G0GouBw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hock Posted April 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 lol wut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 ROFLMAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahNukka&Shadow Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Five words for you: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Kov2G0GouBw YES!! Cathy thats just what I was going to say!! WOOP!! Yay Big Bang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I love that show! Bummed it was a repeat last night ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kells xx Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 YES!! Cathy thats just what I was going to say!! WOOP!! Yay Big Bang! love it love it love, sheldon cracks me up!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexas Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 ROFL now this made me laugh.. it makes sense, yes, but i think your a lil too worried about it. haha *Pats you on the head* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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