BingBlaze n Skyla Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. (Unbelievable but sadly true...) TWO I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'Ok,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue as to what had just happened. THREE A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy' (keep shuddering!!) FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....' PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!! FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. Brunette, by the way!! SIX A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine. The mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......' Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!' Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're clueless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizadora Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 jeebus that is bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikaani&Aiyana Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 Ohhhh dear!!! Thats funny How can some people lack so much common sense?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa (Fragglebabe) Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjay060708 Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 haha thats great! Thanks for making me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 LMAO some people are thicker than bank vault door. . .lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 lol so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 Oh dear god these people walk amongst us - scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Noitce a pattern in them all apart from the 1st one ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggie84 Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 LOL, I feel sorry for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemary Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Yes Dunc - noticed the pattern too Obviously written by a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spider_Crazy_Removed Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Oh well iv got a smile but you have to think OMFG are people this stupid!!! Peter x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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