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Toy review - The cat


Marc

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Time for another product review me thinks.

Product Name

Cat

Product Description

Feline Mammal often known as 'Pussy Cat' to the female in our species or 'Go away you annoying little ****' to males.

Positives

These toys can be fun for our huskies, ensuring exercise whilst chasing. Along with this it can engage a huskies more natural side. These toys are good for the teeth and unlike other toys on the market today can be put in the category of 'Highly Nutritious'.

Negatives

Occasionally these toys can scratch your pets face, body and occasionally paws/legs, and therefore care must be taken in these areas when utilising the 'cat' toy. It has been known to adversly affect both the male and female owners moods upon catching the toy. for reasons that are not yet fully understood, whilst the male may occasionally be seen to look mildly amused he may try to hide this from the female who will be most detraught by the husky trying to catch this toy. Disasterous effects can be seen in female most promenantly once the toy is being played with to its full extent with uncontrolable sobbing.

Overall Result

Due to the problems these can cause with the owners I have only give this a 4 out of 10 rating, however may rise to 6 out of 10 due to the nutritional value.

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I first opened the thread, and thought, oh another product review, and then went back to the list. Then a light came on and flashed "CAT". Opened the thread back up. All I can say is great post. I'm still chuckling, even now. Still not going to pick one up for Zoya, but it is worth a chuckle or two.

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