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To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity


Lisa (Fragglebabe)

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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on & point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if slow down

2. On all your cheque stubs write "for marijuana"

3. Skip down the street rather than walk & see how many looks you get

4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face

5. Sing along at the opera

6. When the money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won"

7. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the carpark yelling "run for your lives there loose"

8. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy we're going to have to let one of you go"

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity,

9. Pick up a box of condoms at the chemist then go to the counter & ask where the fitting room is :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I once walked through a crowded shopping centre with a bunch of bananas perched on my shoulder like a parrot. laugh.gif

The double takes were great.biggrin.gif

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