Sarah Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Your potted plants are alive... and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. You hear your favourite song in an elevator. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.' You're the one calling the police because those bloody kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. You don't know what time McDonald's closes anymore. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. You feed your dog Mydog instead of McDonald's. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. You go to the chemist for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. A $7.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.' You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 lmao YAY im not grown up yet ! :laola: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spider_Crazy_Removed Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Good start to the day, shame im old lol Peter x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kells xx Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 ha ha ha none of them!!!!! 'im gonna be forever young' lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Lol I hit point 25 about 20 years ago lol. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamz Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 gutted some of them is me!!!!!! no. 4, 6, 15 + 24 how old am i???????????? lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 am getting there but slow lol xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid_Wolf Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I feel like peter pan! Cheers saz lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instant-classic Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Oh crap i'm old ..........lets see numbers 3, 4, 7, 8, 9. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15, 18, 24 crap crap crap ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjk Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 lets see 1,3,4,7,9,10,11,12,14,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,24. wow i must be nearly dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikaani&Aiyana Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 He he they are great, though Tikaani still gets the odd mcdonalds & I still manage to squeeze in an afternoon nap at the weekend! Hmmmmm i feel old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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