KSNS Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem p***d off in the least.......... Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said 'oh sh*t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and fartesd --------------------------------------------- Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kells xx Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 lol keath that was proper funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Thanx Keath. . . needed that. . .ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boshka Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! can u find some more to entertain me while I'M at work til 6pm please!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikaani&Aiyana Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 lmao too funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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krzykal Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 sooo funny chuckled my head off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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