three dogs

[BingBlaze n Skyla]

+-----THREE DOGS

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they strike

up a conversation. The black husky turns to the red husky and says,

"So why are you here?"

The red husky replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa,

the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when

I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black husky says, "So what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts

off," comes the reply from the red husky. "They reckon it'll calm me

down."

The black husky then turns to the grey husky and asks, "Why are you here?"

The grey husky says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers

and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the

carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole

in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black husky inquires.

"Looks

like I'm losing my nuts too", the dejected grey sibe says.

The grey sibe then turns to the black sibe and asks, "Why are you here?"

"I'm a humper," the black husky says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the

cat, a pillow, the table, whatever. I want to hump everything I see.

Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending

down to dry her toes. I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back

and started hammering away".

The grey and red huskies exchange sad glances and say, "So, nuts

off for you too, huh?"

The black sibe says ....."No, I'm here to get my

nails clipped."

:lol: :lol:

[Andy]

Lol. . .. . dunno whether to laff or vomit. . .

[Sarah]

oohh errrrr

[valkyries]

lol nooooooo xxxx

[KERNOWHUSKIES]

i hate jokes but that made me giggle

[Dunc]

lmao I thought it was funny anyway nix

[Kells xx]

lol that was funny, im gonna tell my lil bro that joke and watch as he sprays tea out of his nose lol

[katie mc]

lmao but ewwww x