TeflonDave Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSNS Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Lmao i know some blondes who really would not get that joke which just goes to show some truth lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valkyries Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikaani&Aiyana Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Eh hum......i'm blonde and i get it!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCouture Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 loool:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 What a sleeper. I did not see that one coming at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingBlaze n Skyla Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 roflmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjk Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Lol good one, I do feel sorry for blondes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 lol teflon dave man........u rock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa (Fragglebabe) Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 LMAO My Hubby (by the way he's blonde too) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 LMAO My Hubby (by the way he's blonde too) oh i thought he was like a strawberry blond with a bit of ginger ish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa (Fragglebabe) Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 oh i thought he was like a strawberry blond with a bit of ginger ish? LMAO can't wait for him to read this LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 where's that delete button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazz Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 OK, so like I'm helping my wife get dinner prepared tonight, and I share this joke with her. Bad idea. You see, my wife is blonde. I guess I should have known better. Well, I do now. I still got a kick out of it, even if she did not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeflonDave Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 I can't believe she called me ginger . Wait till I see her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 OK, so like I'm helping my wife get dinner prepared tonight, and I share this joke with her. Bad idea. You see, my wife is blonde. I guess I should have known better. Well, I do now. I still got a kick out of it, even if she did not. LOL!!!! I'm sure Sally was more than not impressed at that! I can't believe she called me ginger . Wait till I see her uh oh................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirates of the caribbean Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 LMAO!!!! Good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnaB Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 rofl laughing nice one Teflon Dave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Miss Bump Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 OK, so like I'm helping my wife get dinner prepared tonight, and I share this joke with her. Bad idea. You see, my wife is blonde. I guess I should have known better. Well, I do now. I still got a kick out of it, even if she did not. LMAO nice one dave!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 My Brother in Canada sent me these. . . lol Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????' CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.' BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!' The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!' IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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