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Sarah

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Ok, so....we seem to have a good mix of sexes now on the site, let's have a debate......Which sex is better male or female and WHY.

If you could come back in your next life as the opposite sex would you and why?? (keep it relatively clean peeps although I can imagine some of the comments that at least 2 of our members will come out with so that comment may just go out of the window lol)

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thats a leading question...if i could and why.....

lets way up some pro's and con's

... look in any shop or catalogue and women have bigger clothes section... ugly women can look better when wearing make up and no one bats an eye... they can wear trousers or skirts and no one notices .. women can flutter the eye lashes and get what they want....they can flash some leg and men drool... they can show cleavage and men drool...they can spend the mans money and he don't mind... they get doors opened for them... the man pays on dates.... ..women waiting for RAC etc get priority... get a puncture and men will help....no matter how ugly the women after a few beers she worth a F**k

downside of being a women .... child birth ( apparently )

being a man... have to shave daily.. if they are ugly they can't cover it up., if they wear a skirt they are strange... if they flash a bit of leg they are strange... if they show their chest no one notices.... if they spend the womens money... they are a freeloader...no one opens doors for them.... its expected that men pay on dates... men waiting for RAC etc .. have to wait their turn....get a puncture no one helps.... no matter how ugly after a few drinks women still wont want you..

the list can go on........... work it out foryourselveswhich i choose

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OK .. I recon I would be a women, but only if conditions were met ...



  1. I would have to have had a historactomy at birth (thats the child birth and periods out of the way)

  2. My would have to be born a mute (come on guys, obvious reasons.

  3. I would most definatly have to be a lesbian (the fit one of course)

  4. Would have to have the talent to be a lesbian porn star (that gets rid of the mingin half of the lesbian relationship. They always fit on film)

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Id be a woman. Need I say why?

Well........

Have power over men

More attitude

People dont usually think you're wiered if you dont drink beer / larger

Got more of excuse to act like a retard (especially when you're blonde, lol)

Slimmer but can still crush a mans hand during childbirth (my mum did anyway, lol)

We can wear men's and woman's clothing and still look feminine

We have better taste

I could go on forever

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I knew i'd heard a rhyme on this somewhere - just found it....

What are little boys made of?

Snips and snails, and puppy-dogs' tails,

That's what little boys are made of.

What are little girls made of?

Sugar and spice, and everything nice,

That's what little girls are made of.

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I knew i'd heard a rhyme on this somewhere - just found it....

What are little boys made of?

Snips and snails, and puppy-dogs' tails,

That's what little boys are made of.

What are little girls made of?

Sugar and spice, and everything nice,

That's what little girls are made of.

and you learnt this load of rubbish ...WHERE ??????

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